THE CHECKOUT CASHIER
I buy 4 items. The cashier asks if I want a bag? It isn't the first time this has happened. "No cashier, I want to look like I am shoplifting when I leave your store by carrying all this stuff in my hand. Seriously, is the store trying to save money this way or is the cashier really that.... well, you fill in the blank ______?
HUGH HEFNER 'COUGAR'
Just read an article on Hugh Hefner and his 27 year old WIFE!!!!!! If
you who didn't know he is 87!!!!! SIXTY YEAR DIFFERENCE!!!! First thought that might come to your head is S.O.M ('sick old man'), but I say, S.O.M. (smart old man). She is the sick one, and certainly past the "father figure" thought - don't know that many 60 year old men who father children (although I'm sure they are definitely out there). Hugh is the king of cougars!! or, maybe a better name fit for him would be "Rhino" - equivalent to "female cougars". There should be a street named after him after all!! But alas, I'm sure she married him all in the name of LOVE - it's just that what would that love pertain to!!
GINGER
Why do people call red heads 'ginger'. The color of ginger is
orange/brown. Why don't we call them cayenne pepper??? Sounds stupid
you may say, BUT - I don't think so.
PEOPLE, WHY??
Why do people sit in their car (on a warmish day) with it left running - just talking on the phone AT ALMOST $4.00/GAL - probably the very same people that complain about the price of gas!!!!!!
